Thursday, November 27, 2008

Panties or thongs

Today I want to visit the age old question involving panties, yes panties. It may not be age old, but ever since I dawned the age of 13 this has been a subliminal issue for me, and I'm sure, many of you. Panties is a very vague subject. I understand, so just bear with me fellas and ladies.

As I became a teenager, I encountered many road blocks and check points in my appearance, emotions, and probably most of all, my sex drive. Almost immediately girls when from coodie infested colleagues to objects of affection for me and all the boys around my age. These changes brought about many conquests and tribulations that I look back on today and smile to myself. Then there are many other things that I think back on today and wonder what the hell I was thinking? They range from curious innocence, such as, my father catching me smooching the underwear models in the JCPenny magazine, to the mother of all embarrassment, the dreaded, "witnessed whacking." For those of you that don't understand this phrase, allow me to explain using euphemisms as much as possible in the shortest description possible. This occurs when an elder in your life catches you pleasing yourself. The fact that no excuse can be used in a time like that just adds to its severity. The good thing about the situation is that it is somewhat expected. We were all teenagers at a time which makes it easy to understand events such as these.
 
I am now 21, and as a 21 year old I feel I have much experience in what I want to address today. A common discussion I encounter within my group of friends is, what is sexier? The thong or the booty shorts? Although it bears little importance, the topic is widely discussed. There are alot of men out there that see the thong as the epitome of sexiness. It can not be denied that a woman in a thong is a very intriguing sight, but is that as good as it gets? There are many different types of men out there. You have your typical skin hound that seem to have a radar for the woman whose shirt forgot to cover what it's supposed to or pants that play peek-a-boo between the butt cheeks and us observers. These are the men I associate with being fans of the thong. The more skin the better would be their motto.

On the other hand we have our more artistic individual. First, I would like to clear up any questions you were all wondering when I dropped the word, "artist." This does not apply to all artists so don't take it the wrong way please, but by being an artist, you have a keen imagination. Artists love to use their imagination, which makes them perfect candidates for supporting the booty shorts revolution. Booty shorts show the curves of a woman without giving it entirely away and there are many men out there that prefer it that way. Women, by leaving your body a little more undiscovered, you can turn up the heat by a noticeable percentage. In comparison, if you were in Egypt and stumbled upon an undiscovered tomb, what would you do? If you haven't already dove in yourself, you will most certainly wonder, with passion, what is in that tomb? We, much like the curiosity you would feel in that situation, men are excited by the temptation of wanting to know what treasure will be uncovered when those booty shorts come off.

Use Yahoo

There are many ways to promote your online content, but have you ever considered using Yahoo? Yahoo has some great ways to boost your page views.

First, try using Yahoo's Buzz Index. This tool shows the top keyword searches for the day, as well as the searches that have increased in popularity the most. You can see a list of overall search terms, or break it down into categories like 'movies' or 'sports.

Popular keywords are more likely to get page hits than obscure ones or none at all. Some keywords are only popular for a short time (like holiday related items) while some are always popular. Try writing articles that utilize both (but not at the same time). This way you'll have some articles that get page views now, while some will slowly gain page views over time.

Another way Yahoo can be used to generate page view is Yahoo Answers. This is a public forum where users can post questions and/or answers on just about anything. If you've written an article that addresses someone's question, direct them to your article in your answer. Anyone who reads your answer will see the link and may be curious enough to click on it and read your article. You don't necessarily want to shamelessly promote yourself or you may look like a spammer, but if you do this well it should get you a few page views at least.

Yahoo Answers can be used to help you generate article ideas, too. Maybe you see a question you know the answer to, but you haven't written about that topic. Write about it then. If people are going to Yahoo Answers to look it up, then it's a subject in demand, which translates into page views.

Lastly, try submitting your website to Yahoo Search. This could be especially helpful if you have a personal site or blog. Submit that to Yahoo Search, and place links to your articles on your site or blog. This way you will get more page views on both (if more people see your blog, more people will see your links...). You could also try submitting your content producer page to Yahoo Search.

Whether you're new to the internet or not, Yahoo has some easy, free ways to increase your page views.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Wall Mount

Plasma and LCD televisions are critically acclaimed for their 4 inch depth screens and easy portability. Unlike regular, boxy televisions that require a larger surface area, plasma televisions can go on the wall and ceiling. Nowadays, plasma televisions are more of a fashion statement for the home and require a snug, tight place to reside. For this reason, there is a huge market for plasma television mounts for home or office installation. They come with plenty of additions like swivel features and strong construction to protect and safeguard your investment.

For starters, plasma mounts come in one of two major categories: universal and custom mounts. According to industry statistics, 90% of universal mounts fit plasma televisions 85 to 90% of the time. Customized options avoid this and fit within the parameters and specifications of your plasma
television by accommodate the side and back area, whereas a universal mount might "jut" the television out too far depending on the width of the back side. When buying plasma mounts, wall studs also have to be taken into consideration. For larger televisions, industry experts advise that you look at lateral shift adjusting mounts.

Plasma TV mounts are usually added to the living room for simple viewing, with the average screen size being 39" or above. There are many locations in the house in which to use plasma mounts, like above the fireplace, in corners, on tables, and on ceilings. Adding plasma TV mounts above fireplaces is usually a lesser trend that should only be done if you plan on sitting at least 10 feet away from the
television during every leisure time. In this case, you may need a tilt mount that shifts the angles of the television to meet your eyes. A nice way to figure out if you need a tilting mount is to attach a piece of tape to the wall where your eyes will meet the screen. If you find your eyes straining or needing help to look at that piece of tape for a few minutes from your seating position, tilt mounts are the way to go.
 
For corner viewing, buying a swing arm mount is recommended to adjust the viewing angle. Corner mounts are perfect for rooms that have many
windows and don't have a lot of wall space. With a corner mount, you can adjust the television to the right viewing height and turn the television to the best viewing position. In essence, corner mounts also double up as swing mounts. There are a variety of arm mounts to suit this demand based on television weight. Dual arm mounts are ideal for larger televisions and single arm mounts are perfect for lighter televisions. Of course, you could purchase a single arm mount for a larger television if it is sturdy enough.

To conclude, plasma
television mounts are an integral part of the viewing experience. It lets you rest your eyes comfortably and economizes the space in your home. In addition to this, it can also turn a drab wall into a trendy entertainment center for anyone.